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[Someone is. Rifling through the kitchen. Guess who that someone is!]
[Whenever Nero enters, that certain someone barks out:]
Catch!
[There's a whole pan being thrown through the air, here.]
[Whenever Nero enters, that certain someone barks out:]
Catch!
[There's a whole pan being thrown through the air, here.]
[He does catch it, but he also screams.]
Get outta the kitchen!
Get outta the kitchen!
Hm?
[He's poking his head out a cabinet, holding a pot.]
Why?
[He's poking his head out a cabinet, holding a pot.]
Why?
You're fuckin' throwing things! People can get hurt!
My apologies, but that pan is useless. [The pan does have a hole in it.] And I did yell "catch", didn't I? I gave ample warning!
[He hits him in the arm with this so called useless pan.]
Don't! Throw! Shit!
Don't! Throw! Shit!
Ow! Hey now!
[WHY WOULD YOU HIT A WORLD-FAMOUS GREAT DETECTIVE LIKE THIS]
[WHY WOULD YOU HIT A WORLD-FAMOUS GREAT DETECTIVE LIKE THIS]
[...]
[He's just sulking now. Why must cruel fate be like this.....]
But I warned you.....
[He's just sulking now. Why must cruel fate be like this.....]
But I warned you.....
Yeah?! And what would ya do if I had shitty reflexes? Got hit in the head?! Metal hurts!
I'm sure you would've been fine...the human skull is a powerful thing, after all.
[:/]
[:/]
[He raises up the pan like he's about to smack Shlomes on the head.]
[CAN YOU LIKE, NOT]
[ALSO RAISING HIS HANDS TO PROTECT HIMSELF but he's full-on depressed now, suddenly]
Ah, so I see...a great detective is going to die, murdered and ground up into meat by a chef to cook in pies...how terribly gruesome...so this is it....
[ALSO RAISING HIS HANDS TO PROTECT HIMSELF but he's full-on depressed now, suddenly]
Ah, so I see...a great detective is going to die, murdered and ground up into meat by a chef to cook in pies...how terribly gruesome...so this is it....
Gross, why would I eat ya?
[THAT'S THE PART HE OBJECTS TO...]
[THAT'S THE PART HE OBJECTS TO...]
What, you don't think I would be delicious?
[WHY IS THIS A QUESTION?]
[WHY IS THIS A QUESTION?]
[HE SMACKS HIS ARM AGAIN.]
You're too far up on the food chain, you'd be awful. There's a reason people don't eat tigers and wolves and stuff like that.
You're too far up on the food chain, you'd be awful. There's a reason people don't eat tigers and wolves and stuff like that.
Ow!
[STOP!!]
Are chefs normally this aggressive? [Rubbing his arm.] And they do! Well. More for the fun of the hunt, I suppose...I've never tasted a wolf or a tiger...
[STOP!!]
Are chefs normally this aggressive? [Rubbing his arm.] And they do! Well. More for the fun of the hunt, I suppose...I've never tasted a wolf or a tiger...
Edited 2021-09-27 02:02 (UTC)
When people are messin' with kitchens they sure fucking are!
[SMACK.]
[SMACK.]
I wasn't messing with it, dear sir, that pan clearly can't be used!
[SMACKS THE PAN IN RETURN STOPPPPP]
[His daemon just looks Very Done from where she's sitting next to him.]
[SMACKS THE PAN IN RETURN STOPPPPP]
[His daemon just looks Very Done from where she's sitting next to him.]
If you're gonna get rid of shit, [HE SMACKS HIM.] put it to the side to be disposed of! [HE SMACKS HIM.]
Yes, yes! I do think one or two smacks was enough, you know! I got the point! Stop!
[He brandishes the pan like the weapon it still clearly is.]
You ain't gonna throw more shit. Right?
You ain't gonna throw more shit. Right?
[sulking again.......like a five year old........]
No, I'll be good.....
No, I'll be good.....
Good.
[He has not stopped holding the pan.]
[He has not stopped holding the pan.]
....
[Looks up at him.]
You are done, aren't you? And here I was just trying to make something to eat, my dear fellow.
[Looks up at him.]
You are done, aren't you? And here I was just trying to make something to eat, my dear fellow.
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