PC CATCHALL FOR VAN ZIEKS

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[winebar]

... Then the only choice would be a victory for the Celestials. You must return home to Iris.

[If that means van Zieks just gets annihilated then it's just whatever.]

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[He actually blinks in surprise?]

[Before he just steps up and pokes a finger at the man's chest.]

You do realize I am attempting to obtain a third option here, don't you? Don't be so hasty.

[winebar]

[Rude!!! Don't touch my hallowed chest with your poor person fingers.]

Obviously a third option would be ideal, but that is trading on the assumption that such thing exists. In the event it does not, I simply wish for things to be clear.

[greatdeduction]

[you can solve his poor person finger crisis by paying him in installments of 9 guineas a month for him to Stop]

Oh, please. As I say, never say never. I'll drag your stony face back to London with your own cape if push comes to shove.

[winebar]

[If he had his money here he would consider a monthly fee to make Sholmes Stop.]

There is nothing wrong with being prepared for every eventuality.

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There is nothing wrong, indeed, but pessimism is not a tool to use here, my dear fellow.

[winebar]

And why not?

[Almost petulantly.]

[greatdeduction]

Because it serves no one, snd only makes you all the gloomier.

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[snd.]

I'd rather expect the worst and never be dissapointed.