PC CATCHALL FOR VAN ZIEKS

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[Yeah, where is his cute brooding vampire he was teasing?? What IS this?? Sholmes cannot compute!!]

[His hand tugs at Van Ziek's hair again as he tries to find an answer, almost pouting.]

I wouldn't say that, necessarily...

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[Wtf I didn't get the original notif for this.

He makes another soft noise at the hair pull.]

Hmm... well I can't go giving you ammunition to be telling the others, can I?
[He will nip again at the soft skin of Sholmes' neck, though, obligingly. Just not enough to break the skin.]

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Oh come now...I need all the ammunition I can get to take a man like you down.

[His face is a bit red, though, murmuring under his breath as Van Zieks puts his mouth against him.]

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[Van Zieks huffs. A little out of pride of making the detective blush, but mostly in vague annoyance.]

You say that as if I've been able to command any sort of authority here.
[Everyone is bullying him!!!]

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Ah yes. The grand prosecutor slamming his leg down on me clearly has no authority here.

[He's reaching up to tuck some hair behind an ear, kissing once at his jawline.]

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[EVERYONE IS BULLYING HIM, INCLUDING YOU!!]

Even as I was doing that you responded to it with snark!

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You like it, though?

[:3c]

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[Don't make that face at me.]

Just because I love you doesn't mean I often think you're more appealing with your mouth shut.

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Then shut my mouth, if it bothers you so much?

[please punch him]

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[This seems like an invitation for another kiss but he's in a defiant mood at the moment so instead he simply unclasps the fastener on his necktie, folds it in half, and shoves it in Sholmes' mouth.]

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Mmmmph-?

[WOW. RUDE. SPITTING IT OUT.]

Are you trying to kill me?

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Is your nose only for decoration?

[YOU HAVE OTHER ORIFICES TO BREATHE FROM.]

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Maybe in my surprise, I forgot I had one!

[KILL HIM]

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[JUST PINCHES IT.]

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[NASALLY:]

Oh, you're no fun.

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I thought that was something people did, anyway.

[Our Lord Prosecutor has misunderstood kink.]

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[sIR]

That's...no! No, I mean, as far as I know, they do, but not like that!

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Well, how then?

[EXPLAIN KINK.]

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[WHY DOES HE NEED TO EXPLAIN KINK, MY GOD]

...It's more like...preventing certain senses like sight, or actions like breathing...I believe, induces a state of euphoria.

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... Is that true?

[Something is being awakened in Ziekers.]

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[i hate this thread suddenly]

I believe so. But one has to be careful.

[LOOK HE'S HEARD OF THE STUFF HE'S JUST HASN'T DONE ANYTHING FOR LIKE TEN YEARS]

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[Suffer.]

... Surely covering the eyes wouldn't present much danger.

[CRYSTAL ARE YOU CONFIRMING THAT HE DID KINK WITH MIKOTOBA?]

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No, it would not, unless you were making them move somewhere.

[ME CLOSING MY EYES, NO, I JUST DON'T THINK HE WOULD THINK ABOUT SEX FOR THE LAST TEN YEARS THAT'S ALL]

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[BUT THEY DID FUCK THEN.

Anyway, van Zieks sits up, comfortably on Sholmes lap, finally freeing him a little, just so he can pick up the necktie and pressing it into Sholmes' hand, wordlessly.]

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[I DON'T KNOW, THEY LIVED TOGETHER FOR SIX YEARS, WHO KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED I WON'T THINK ABOUT IT]

...? [A questioning noise.] For...you? Or me?