PC CATCHALL FOR VAN ZIEKS

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[winebar]

[I am not a kitten!!! Cease!!!]

... Yes. It was a chance meeting. But I am glad for it.

[greatdeduction]

[THE GAP MOE IS REALLLLLLLLLLLLL]

What good friends you are.

[never not going to look at van zieks and unsee this memory thank you for the ammunition]

But see? You could have more of that. You have me, of course. But there are others here, too!

[winebar]

[UGHHHHH.]

It should be clear to see I am not the same person as I was back then.

[greatdeduction]

Oh no, I certainly see it. Guess where I see it?

[His eyes are sparkling, boyishly.]

[winebar]

No.

[Now he's sulking.]

[greatdeduction]

[wiggles his finger]

[pokes him in the chest over his heart]

It's.....right here! Yes it is.

[winebar]

... You're not nearly as cute as you think you are.

[COULD YOU HAVE COME UP WITH A CORNIER RESPONSE?]

[greatdeduction]

[GASPS]

You think I'm cute?! My, Mr. Van Zieks-!

[winebar]

That is quite the opposite of what I said!

[greatdeduction]

[Tilts his head.]

Maybe I'm....a little cute?

[winebar]

I'm not going to compliment you. You enjoy it far too much.

[greatdeduction]

[IGNORING WHAT HE IS SAYING:]

But you admit I'm a little bit cute, right?

[winebar]

I admit nothing.

[BITCH I CAN BE STUBBORN TOO.]

[greatdeduction]

Aha! But that means there's something to admit! I win!

[winebar]

[UGHHHHHH]

You are insufferable.

[greatdeduction]

I certainly am. And so are you! In your own way. Just as much as I'm cute and you're cute. A winning pair, I must say!

[winebar]

I'm still not taking your advice.

[greatdeduction]

Maybe just a little bit of my advice? It won't hurt.

[winebar]

It might.

[greatdeduction]

It might not. You have to try first before forming opinions.