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[greatdeduction]

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[greatdeduction]

You're not answering my- oh, so I am.

[HUMPH. TAKING WHATEVER PIECE IS CHECKING HIM, BINCH]

[winebar]

I'm not answering a question you only do not know the answer to because you appear to forget things as soon as they happen.

[Taking another move.]

Check.

[greatdeduction]

I have an impeccable memory, my dear fellow, it isn't my fault that my method of putting things away in my brain-attic is like it is.

[Going in front of that piece to block.]

[winebar]

... Your what?

[greatdeduction]

My brain-attic! You see, I store all the necessary information there, and when things become too cluttered, I simply rearrange things and toss unnecessary things out!

[:D]

[winebar]

You talk of your own brain as if it's a space you have complete control of, and yet you act the way you do?

[greatdeduction]

Yes! Exactly! Also, check.

[winebar]

[Moving to block the check.]

I only hope Iris does not pick up these impossible habits from you.

[greatdeduction]

Oh, she's quite a master at deduction. [He smiles, pleased.] She can see through you at a glance, much like I do. Check.

[winebar]

[Taking the offending piece!]

I do not know what you mean to suggest by that. There is nothing to see.

[greatdeduction]

Ah yes, the man who gets flustered at the very mention of a kiss has nothing to see.

[Moving over to the side to put pressure on other pieces, now.]

[winebar]

I have already said it is because it was you! If I had chosen to do it then it would be a different story!

[God!!! Anyway he fucking sees you. He takes the threatening rook.]

[greatdeduction]

Yes, but that alone tells me a lot about you! I wasn't flustered like you under that spell, now was I?

And check.

[winebar]

That is because you don't know the meaning of the word shame.

[UGH! Moving his king out of the way.]