"Am I any good...?" Is the sky blue, my dear madam? I have had countless of my exploits penned by my esteemed biographer down in the pages of Randst Magazine! Murders, missing persons, burglaries, political affairs...I have solved them all!
[the only reason he's not immediately dead is because he didn't try to muss her hair in addition to using her brother's name.
That won't save him entirely, however. Alisaie is glaring, both hands clenched into fists as she takes what is possibly a surprisingly menacing step forward for a girl who's only 4'9"????? Chill Alisaie damn girl]
I am not [somehow this word is audibly bolded and emphasized??? she's got Feelings] Alphinaud!
For someone who claims to be a world-famous detective, you've exceptionally poor awareness when it comes to other people! Or do you frequently encounter individuals that change their entire bearing over the course of a single night? I don't know how you can claim to have solved a single case if you cannot even keep track of the person in front of you!
[why does everyone think Alphinaud will start wandering around in dresses one day????]
What similarities? [Yes, yes, she knows they're identical twins, but...] If Alphinaud made enough of an impression on you that you can remember his name, you ought to have realized by now that he's much more willing to suffer idiots than I!
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[are you being silly or serious WHO KNOWS]
Don't you worry.
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[she 100% expects him to faceplant in a drain, that seems like something he would do]
Just who are you, anyway?
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[Posing?? HE'S POSING]
The name's Herlock Sholmes! I am the world-famous consulting detective, the greatest in the world! I presume you must know of me.
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Yes, quite. I know you must be stunned in the presence of greatness.
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That's certainly one word for it.
Are you actually any good at what you do?
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Do you even remember my name?
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[......]
Alphinaud!
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That won't save him entirely, however. Alisaie is glaring, both hands clenched into fists as she takes what is possibly a surprisingly menacing step forward for a girl who's only 4'9"????? Chill Alisaie damn girl]
I am not [somehow this word is audibly bolded and emphasized??? she's got Feelings] Alphinaud!
For someone who claims to be a world-famous detective, you've exceptionally poor awareness when it comes to other people! Or do you frequently encounter individuals that change their entire bearing over the course of a single night? I don't know how you can claim to have solved a single case if you cannot even keep track of the person in front of you!
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[He's just. Very unruffled by this Extremely Angry Girl]
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What similarities? [Yes, yes, she knows they're identical twins, but...] If Alphinaud made enough of an impression on you that you can remember his name, you ought to have realized by now that he's much more willing to suffer idiots than I!
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[wait]
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Good. And don't even think about stirring up trouble with anyone else.
[If someone comes up to her and calls her Alphinaud in the next couple days, she's 100% going to think it's because Sholmes did something.
But for now, she's going to stalk off, her red chocobo bobbing after her.]