PC CATCHALL FOR MONIKA

[greatdeduction]

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[rerouter]

[... Oh.

Oh.

Oh?

For a moment, Monika is shocked silent. Stunned. Gobsmacked. What??

And then, finally, she gasps.]

... Oh, my gosh! She's adorable. Could it be... you're a father?

[greatdeduction]

...

[He..............poses!]

I indeed am a father, my dear madam! My daughter's quite adorable, isn't she?

[rerouter]

... Wow!

[monika: ]

Oh, jeez. You must be worried sick about her. How old is she?

[greatdeduction]

She's ten years old. She's ever so brilliant. She's my esteemed biographer, you know.

[rerouter]

She has to be, if she's writing a biography at that age... [hello?] Man, I wish I could read her drafts.