[Hello, Reze. Nice day we're having. If you're deciding to check out one of the small shops around the boulevard, well. There's a sound coming from one of them, like someone slamming a leg on a table, and then letting out a groan of pain.]
[Turns out, that is exactly what happened. Here's Sholmes, clutching his leg!]
Oh, now that does hurt-!
[Turns out, that is exactly what happened. Here's Sholmes, clutching his leg!]
Oh, now that does hurt-!
[ She's curious, yet, and it looks like she's hearing something... familiar? But not.
Uncle van Ziek's leg slamming is strong, yet delicate. Like a sharp blade cutting through a leaf; precise. Whatever she heard just now was like two cars crashing together.
And so Reze is peeking into the shop and... ]
Uh. [ What the fuck? ] You okay, weirdo?
Uncle van Ziek's leg slamming is strong, yet delicate. Like a sharp blade cutting through a leaf; precise. Whatever she heard just now was like two cars crashing together.
And so Reze is peeking into the shop and... ]
Uh. [ What the fuck? ] You okay, weirdo?
Ergh.
[Yeah, no, he's just. Cringing.]
I could be better, my dear mada.
[Yeah, no, he's just. Cringing.]
I could be better, my dear mada.
mada........dropkicks sholmes you have to be the bearer of bad typos now
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greatdeduction
2021-10-04 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, Mr. Reaper is quite the show when it comes to trials, isn't he? I simply thought to see what it would be like to show off the same display.
My deduction is...it's quite harder than it looks!
My deduction is...it's quite harder than it looks!
Your stiff as a board and look like the only time you've exercised is to jog to get out of the rain.
[ No offense, but she giggles. ]
Did you at least stretch before you tried? Don't want you pullin' anything.
[ No offense, but she giggles. ]
Did you at least stretch before you tried? Don't want you pullin' anything.
Well, now, that's...quite the observation...
[Is he sulking a little? He's sulking.]
I do engage in competitive boxing, you know...its hardly as if I'm not fit...
[Is he sulking a little? He's sulking.]
I do engage in competitive boxing, you know...its hardly as if I'm not fit...
Oh, surely not. It would be rather graceless to hit a lady such as yourself.
[despite his cryptidness he still is a Victorian Gentleman(TM)]
[despite his cryptidness he still is a Victorian Gentleman(TM)]
I do applaud your confidence. Yes, indeed!
Don't feel like it.
[sholmes posting on deviantart like ^_^ so randumb LOL;]
[sholmes posting on deviantart like ^_^ so randumb LOL;]
...Uncle?
[That...actually makes him frown for a brief second, but he's back to a light smile right away.]
Stretch? Ah, yes. But how does one stretch a leg? I'm more of a right hook man, myself.
[That...actually makes him frown for a brief second, but he's back to a light smile right away.]
Stretch? Ah, yes. But how does one stretch a leg? I'm more of a right hook man, myself.
Jealous? Ha!
[He smirks at that.]
Oh, I simply just go for it! I throw myself into the ring! Who has time to stretch!
[is he being serious or is he just Saying Things, you decide]
[He smirks at that.]
Oh, I simply just go for it! I throw myself into the ring! Who has time to stretch!
[is he being serious or is he just Saying Things, you decide]
Haha! One would think so, but no.
[And a nod.]
Most certainly.
[And a nod.]
Most certainly.
[He surprisingly just does it because unfortunately to be the cryptid he is he has to be SOMEWHAT limber.]
Okay! [ She clasps her hands together. ]
Then what you're looking for, probably, is how to be balanced and flexible at the same time. Uncle van Zieks' body is very... controlled, have you noticed? Even if we're in full control of our body, it's like he's already mapped out how he's going to move at least three seconds ahead of time.
Anyway. [ She kicks up a leg, perfectly poised. ] Up and then! [ She looks like she's about to slam her heel down onto the table, but stops just before she gracefully places it on the table. ] Do that until you're sure you won't get a cramp or, I dunno -- fall over and break your hip.
Then what you're looking for, probably, is how to be balanced and flexible at the same time. Uncle van Zieks' body is very... controlled, have you noticed? Even if we're in full control of our body, it's like he's already mapped out how he's going to move at least three seconds ahead of time.
Anyway. [ She kicks up a leg, perfectly poised. ] Up and then! [ She looks like she's about to slam her heel down onto the table, but stops just before she gracefully places it on the table. ] Do that until you're sure you won't get a cramp or, I dunno -- fall over and break your hip.
[Wherever she is, he's there...and he's offering her an apple.]
Something for the hot days, my dear madam.
Something for the hot days, my dear madam.
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