PC CATCHALL WITH REZE

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week zero post execution

[greatdeduction]

[Hello, Reze. Nice day we're having. If you're deciding to check out one of the small shops around the boulevard, well. There's a sound coming from one of them, like someone slamming a leg on a table, and then letting out a groan of pain.]

[Turns out, that is exactly what happened. Here's Sholmes, clutching his leg!]

Oh, now that does hurt-!

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[ She's curious, yet, and it looks like she's hearing something... familiar? But not.

Uncle van Ziek's leg slamming is strong, yet delicate. Like a sharp blade cutting through a leaf; precise. Whatever she heard just now was like two cars crashing together.

And so Reze is peeking into the shop and... ]

Uh. [ What the fuck? ] You okay, weirdo?

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Ergh.

[Yeah, no, he's just. Cringing.]

I could be better, my dear mada.

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It's Reze.

[ Don't call her anything but that, please... ]

What were you trying to do just now?

mada........dropkicks sholmes you have to be the bearer of bad typos now

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Ah, Mr. Reaper is quite the show when it comes to trials, isn't he? I simply thought to see what it would be like to show off the same display.

My deduction is...it's quite harder than it looks!

I REALLY THOUGHT IT WAS JUST SOME OLDE ENGLISH DASFKAJFKJF

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Your stiff as a board and look like the only time you've exercised is to jog to get out of the rain.

[ No offense, but she giggles. ]

Did you at least stretch before you tried? Don't want you pullin' anything.

(sholmes voice) i'm trying on my 1600s english

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Well, now, that's...quite the observation...

[Is he sulking a little? He's sulking.]

I do engage in competitive boxing, you know...its hardly as if I'm not fit...

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Oh yeah?

[ She crosses her arms. ]

Lemme see. Better yet, you can try taking a swing at me.

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Oh, surely not. It would be rather graceless to hit a lady such as yourself.

[despite his cryptidness he still is a Victorian Gentleman(TM)]

week 3 day 2

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[Wherever she is, he's there...and he's offering her an apple.]

Something for the hot days, my dear madam.

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[ let's say COURTYARD cause that's easy also... takes apple. ]

Isn't it better to have watermelon in this weather? [ She'll still bite into it, though, because she's not gonna be ungrateful. ] Where'd you get this from?

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What's a watermelon?

[he is british. this is his excuse]

And ah, I just got it from the market. It's quite fun, to barter over everything!

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The best fruit ever. If I find any, I’ll let you know.

[ She takes another bite. ]

I can only imagine you striking up a deal with someone… [ She’ll mimic his voice, obviously a bit more high-pitched: ] Why if you’re willing to sell it for three gold then there’s the argument that you would for one!

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Ahahaha! Yes! I do enjoy that. And if that doesn't work, well...

[He smirks.]

Why, I could just borrow it.

["Borrow"]

[quiz]

So stealing.

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Borrowing.

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Can I borrow some cash?

w6 ( monday )

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[ Rise and shine, honey bunny!

… is probably what Reze would say if she woke up in the same room as a handful of people. But, instead, she gets a face full of Sholmes. ]

…

[ Oh yeah, she should scream. ]

Aaahhhhhhhhhh!!

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......




[He leaps off the bed onto his feet!]


[And then collapses backwards. Bye.]

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[ OH MY GOD??? ]

Sholmes! Did you just die?

[greatdeduction]

[Sticking up a thumbs up!]

No!

[quiz]

Thank god -- [ ha ]

Sorry for the scare. Hope your heart is doin' okay.

[greatdeduction]

My heart is never doing okay, my dear girl, but it's alright.

[He sits up on the floor.]

New room, new world, hm?

[quiz]

That sounds like a medical condition you need to get checked out.

[ She's getting out of bed, looking around the room. ]

Huh... it looks like a regular apartment -- wait. [ She rushes around the room and finds it... big and bold. ] There's a TV in here!? We're finally out of the old time-y era!

[greatdeduction]

A...TV?

[JUMPING UP TO HIS FEET WITH GREAT EXCITEMENT]

Oh! Oh...will this one work? Tell me it will work.