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Herlock Sholmes ([personal profile] greatdeduction) wrote2021-10-07 02:20 pm

PC CATCHALL FOR REX

shitpost later
third_alternative: ([shinji staring at hand voice])

[personal profile] third_alternative 2021-11-21 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ warily: ] Yeah...?
third_alternative: (i-it's not like i liked you anyway! baka)

[personal profile] third_alternative 2021-11-21 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
...well it's not like it made any difference, is it.
third_alternative: (why my phone always gotta prove me wrong)

[personal profile] third_alternative 2021-11-21 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh this is just cruel and manipulative. and it's absolutely working.

Rex takes the goggles, turning them over in his hands, trying to investigate anything that may indicate further function beyond, well. just goggles. ]


What do they do?
third_alternative: (i promise it's not normally like this)

[personal profile] third_alternative 2021-11-21 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ he fiddles with the switch and the knob indeed, glancing through the lenses to see the effect. In particular, he checks to see what the magnification mechanism is on these anyway. Is it more like a magnifying glass, some kind of lens that slides into place over the regular lens? Or is it more like a telescope, with extending eyeballs like fuckin snail eyestalks? ]

Huh. And what's all this powered by? Electricity, a battery? [ He'll also start searching for a power source!! ]
third_alternative: (go on i'm listening)

[personal profile] third_alternative 2021-11-25 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ yeah he'll just investigate the battery compartment and the battery itself. still looking at the hat: ]

Hm. Not bad, I guess.

You gonna make it any better, now that you're not limited to just "your time"?
third_alternative: ([jeopardy music])

[personal profile] third_alternative 2021-11-27 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ looks up sharply, blinking ]

What? Why?
third_alternative: (oh that's gross)

[personal profile] third_alternative 2021-11-27 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
And, what, suddenly you don't need it anymore yourself?
third_alternative: (i promise it's not normally like this)

[personal profile] third_alternative 2021-11-28 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ turns the goggles over in his hands some more, staring at them as he does, before looking up again, a suspicious squint in his eyes ]

...is this a bribe? Are you just trying to bribe me into liking you with these goggles?
Edited 2021-11-28 06:06 (UTC)
third_alternative: (oh that's gross)

[personal profile] third_alternative 2021-11-28 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ you say that sholmes, but plenty of people seem to tolerate your obnoxiousness just fine as it is ]

But...why? You could just as easily take the goggles back if they're so useful to you.
third_alternative: ("these aren't smug enough" i said...)

[personal profile] third_alternative 2021-11-28 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
Do I look like goggles aren't my style? [ gives Sholmes a flat look with his own set of goggles sitting right above his forehead.

Quips aside, though, Rex...still isn't quite sure what to make of this offer, or this entire discussion as a whole. He still has a hard time believing Sholmes cares enough about him in enough capacity to offer him gifts with nothing expected in return, or treat him like someone who's irreplaceable.

He has to repeat it in his mind like a mantra: you have to try, give people a chance, you have to try, give people a chance...

Even if it feels like teetering on the edge of a precipice. It's okay, he tells himself. What's the worst Sholmes could do to him anyway, for accepting some old goggles? It's fine. It should be fine.

Eventually, he closes his eyes, lets out a deep breath, and then...scoffs, crossing his arms smugly. ]


Psh, fine. If you want me to have it so bad, I'll take it. But you know this is a downgrade from anything I could make, right?