PC CATCHALL FOR VAN ZIEKS

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week zero, day 1

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[Well, well, well, if it isn't Tits Van Zieks McGee! Here's Sholmes, still in....a sexy nun outfit, but at least he has a long brown coat on top of it? Does this make it better? Probably not.]

[He blinks with some surprise at the appearance of the other, snapping his fingers in his direction to get his attention.]

Why, if it isn't Mr. Reaper! Your steady transformation into a church gargoyle continues apace, I see.

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[Jesus Christ Goddamnit Why The Fuck Are You Here?]

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[I'm going to say Sholmes has caught van Zieks in mid clothes looting so he's still in his sexy nun outfit (It is this one) because it's funnier.]

I've not the slightest ideas what that is supposed to mean, but go away, I'm busy.

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Busy? But why the rush? You do have clothes on, yes?

[And just leaning on a wall, pipe in hand and his daemon lounging on his shoulder in the form of a hare.]

Though I suppose seeing you in all of that would cause quite the public stir. They'd have it printed on the front of the newspaper by morning.

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Somehow you've managed to identify the exact issue and skirted over it entirely in the same breath.
[van Ziek's daemon is curretly a harpy eagle, and her feathers ruffle fretfully as she lurks around his feet.]

These are not clothes I think hardly anyone should be willing to be seen in public wearing, but clearly you've still yet to develop a sense of what proper behavior is.

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Who's to say this isn't proper behavior for a place such as this? My dear fellow, perhaps if you change from that debauchery of an outfit, you'll insult the leaders of this grand city?

[like that would be a thing]

But I understand, I understand. Your reputation and all. Nobles clearly have so much on their plates to chew.

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if the Nipponese aren't expected to change their style of dress when visiting a foreign land, why should I be? Being a proper host requires you to understand the customs of your guests.
[Please someone tell him to not say Nipponese I'm in tears.]

I hardly expect my station to be of any relevance here. It's a matter of comfort.

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Perhaps you have a point there! I will give you that. But then, why indeed, are we in these outfits in the first place, hm?

[I'M SAD TO SAY SHOLMES WILL NOT GO OUT OF HIS WAY TO STOP HIM ON THIS i hate this]

So, are you finding anything of comfort yet?

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[This is your version of me struggling with not being able to judge Sholmes' cocaine addiction.]

No. The clothes here are just as insufficient, if perhaps less ludicrous and sacrilegious.
[Holding up a bright green polo shirt with a look of distaste.]

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Oh, that color in and of itself is sacrilegious. But perhaps it might suit your pale complexion.

[terrible]

I do have to ask, though. What were you doing before you arrived here?

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It's the only thing on this rack that's large enough that isn't multiple colors.
[Glances at a collection of technicolor neon windbreakers. Why was the 90s the way it is. In any case.]

Before I arrived here I was tying up lose ends with Asogi before he was taken in for further questioning in regards to what happened to Gregson.

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Well, either shrink yourself, or be bold. No other options here, I'm afraid.

[And that makes him muse for a moment, thinking.]

Mmm. So that trial...was it finished?

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[SIGHS.]

Yes. I take it that is not the case for yourself?

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Oh, it is, in fact. That's quite fascinating, actually...

[Does he elaborate on this?]

[No, he's just standing here looking like a ho.]

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[Why are you like this. He is pointedly not looking at you. He is now finding himself some pants. All he is going to find are jean shorts.]

I spoke with miss Mikotoba earlier, she had only just returned from Japan herself. What is the last thing you remember, Sholmes?

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It's very, very interesting. A little conundrum, if you will. See, I was told that, as well. But....ah, as Shakespeare would say, there's the rub.

[And he leans his head back, smiling.]

I was just seeing her leaving for Japan, myself.

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[Nodding.]

Asogi had told me she and Naruhodo were to be returning to Japan. I'm uncertain what to make of these disparities.
[But boy is he tired. His daemon shifts, shrinking and changing shape to a Russian Blue cat, that snakes around his ankles, rubbing against his leg.]

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There's quite a list of things that could be considered "disparities", yes. One that includes the cute cat you have at your feet. Quite adorable for the Reaper of the Old Bailey.

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[At being acknowledged, the cat seems to dissapear?? But no, a sharp eye will spot the odd little arachnid scurrying up van Zieks's leg, coming to rest at the inside of the collar of his shirt.]

I don't recall giving you permission to speak about Adelheid.
[SHE'S SHY.]

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Adelheid? A German name...and oh, there she goes.

[Now extremely adorable, even if it is...a spider.]

Well, if that's the case, you can talk about Irene here all you want! Go on! Here she is!

[Taking the hare off his shoulders just to hold her out! Look at her!!!]

[She looks a bit Done.]

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[Technically the harvestmen, or daddy-long-legs, are not spiders, they are more closely related to mites.]

It's a Dutch name as well. [Which... his family must have some sort of Dutch heritage.]

Even she seems to be tired of your nonsense.
[God.]

But... While you're here. There's something I want to ask you.

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[look he thought snakes drink milk give him a break]

Oh, she's not, I assure you. [Putting her back on his shoulder and giving her head a pat.] And....mmm? What, pray tell, do you need?

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....

[Ugh he hates to have to ask Sholmes for anything, but.]

I wish you to tell me about Iris.
[My NIECE that you KEPT from me.]

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...

[His expression is a bit unreadable, and although he doesn't have his characteristic hat, he just raises a hand to sort of shield his eyes a little. Ah, yes. Of course he'd be interested.]

That's a high order of a question, even coming from a prosecutor like you. What about her do you wish to know?

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... I hardly know the first thing about her.
[He sounds almost guilty??? His NIECE....]

Anything you have to tell me, really. I don't know where to start.