PC CATCHALL WITH NERO

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week 1 day two

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[Here is Herlock Sholmes. He is....sulking!]

[And he's just. Licking the outside of a can of beans morosely?]



[Help?]

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[Oh my god what the fuck.]

Stop committin' kitchen crimes.

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[Sadly looking up at him?]

[And then. Mlem. Tongue to the can, again.]

Am I here but to feel the agonies of starvation....? Even a great detective such as I...bested by a can.......

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You can't be this pathetic.

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Oh, but I shall be. If they publicized pictures in the dictionary, surely my face would be right under that very term.

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If you're gonna be this pathetic about it, maybe they should.

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[keeps licking the can i don't know what else you want with him nero, let him starve]

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[ He's licking the can, which means Nero is not going to touch it.

But he is going to look around at the ingredients around here. ]

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[Just piping up from his kitchen crimes.]

Don't bother. There's just cans. I don't even know how they open...

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Have ya never seen a can opener?

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I have, but not here...

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[He pulls out a canned whole chicken and feels himself die a little.

But at least this comes with a tab.]

Where did they get these from...?

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Perhaps this is the general cuisine of the people of this underwater abode...?

[Putting his head on the table like a sad dog.]

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Where are they gettin' the ability to can stuff?

Don't think chickens make it underwater for long.

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It's a bubble. I'm sure chickens can survive here. We're surviving here.

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Yeah, but I'm wonderin when the bubble came up?

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Not recently, I would think....or perhaps it IS recent, but it isn't as if this city was always here to begin with.

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Like that Rin kid said? Somethin' about Atlanta?

[help]

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...

Atlanta?

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Some kinda sunken city, I guess.

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Atlanta, the sunken city...

That almost sounds like some grand legend. I would hardly think a city like this could simply exist in reality.

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People know more about Earth than I do.

[Also he can't exactly research it.]

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Naturally. Just as I don't know too much about your wizarding world. We're all strangers in each other's woods, aren't we?

[perfectdistance]

We're in different woods entirely. Unless ya think this place is on Earth?

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It could be likely! Or at least, it is a version of Earth.