PC CATCHALL WITH NERO

[greatdeduction]

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[perfectdistance]

You can kinda think of it as a savin' grace for social outcasts. The magic on it protects the wearer no matter when or where. It won't let its owner die.

[Here Nero is, once again repeating his words.]

[greatdeduction]

That's...quite a ring. Goodness. So it's rather like...packaged invincibility?

[perfectdistance]

Won't do anythin' for somebody walkin' on the straight and narrow. It's... invincibility only for people on a particular life path.

[greatdeduction]

For......thieves?

[perfectdistance]

Sure. Somethin' like that.

[greatdeduction]

...

[He laughs, good-naturedly.]

For someone who loves their isolation, Mr. Turner...you really do have a mischievous side to you, don't you?

[perfectdistance]

Maybe.

[Yeah, he sure does.]

[greatdeduction]

[He winks.]

I'll see more of that part of you, yet.

[And entering the building! He's moving towards an armoire, where he pulls open a drawer to get out a bottle of liquor.]

Just where I left it. Shall we find some glasses?

[perfectdistance]

You might.

[He'll start poking around the cabinets.]

Not wine glasses, but they'll do.

[They look like water glasses, but that's fine.]

[greatdeduction]

Oh! There we go. Very good.

[And pulling up a chair to sit at a nearby table, setting the bottle down before working to open it.]

How much would you like? The whole glass? Ahaha.

[perfectdistance]

I'll take a half.

[greatdeduction]

Half it is.

[He'll pour half for himself to. Now holding it up.]

To... [Partners. No. A bit tasteless.] To moving forward.

[perfectdistance]

[...

Ha...

He holds up his glass.]

I'll drink t' that.

[greatdeduction]

Then let it be so. Cheers.

[Clink clink! And a sip - and a bit of a face.]

Ah. Well. It's better than nothing.

[perfectdistance]

[He takes a sip of his own. Oh well.]

Doubt you're gonna find a real gem in a place like this.

[greatdeduction]

That's why one must keep searching! And keep...borrowing.

Or just ask our masked benefactors, if they are so agreeable.

[perfectdistance]

's stealin', Detective.

[Sip.]

Had some drinks with the Watchers?

[greatdeduction]

Could be! If you squint...

[Another sip.]

Not yet. Though now the idea is planted in my head, I perhaps shall undertake it.

[perfectdistance]

Careful, pretty sure some of 'em shouldn't be drinkin' yet.

[greatdeduction]

Mmm. Suriel I think would be one of them. Yomiel, perhaps...well, maybe a little wouldn't hurt?

[HE IS VICTORIAN WHAT ARE DRINKING AGES]

[perfectdistance]

[i can't believe wizards obey drinking laws]

What are we usin'? If you're old enough to help host whatever the fuck is goin' on here, you can drink?

Pretty sure you gotta be at least 20 to drink.

[greatdeduction]

There's really such a rule? As far as I know, there's no such limit, though it may be frowned upon to give stronger stuff such as this to young ones...

[perfectdistance]

I wouldn't let kids have eggnog with any kinda alcohol.

[greatdeduction]

Hm? Would that be too much?

[perfectdistance]

Gotta do some growing up 's all.