PC CATCHALL WITH NERO

[greatdeduction]

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[perfectdistance]

[Nero prefers the frigid cold, but he understands why people would be fairly put off with that these days.]

Have a place like this back home?

[greatdeduction]

Yes, actually! The name's Hyde Park. A grand park on a grand scale. It is one of four royal parks in the city.

This one is smaller, but quite good. I think you'll like it.

[perfectdistance]

Royal parks? Got a kingly blessin' for those or somethin'?

[greatdeduction]

Sort of. They used to be recreational areas only used by the royal family to hunt in, but have been turned into public parks for the enjoyment of the populace.

They're very beautiful.

[perfectdistance]

Huh.

Must be huge parks too.

[If people can go hunting there?

Also cannot relate, there is so much green between each city and state.]

Would be nice to see 'em one day.

[greatdeduction]

Yes. Hyde Park itself is around 350 acres.

[He smiles.]

It would be nice. I could show you all the best places around town! My treat.

[perfectdistance]

If we could... I'd show you around the City of Rain, once we get outta all this.

[greatdeduction]

Oh. I'd really like that.

[And bringing him to a bench! It's nice and quiet over here, though there's people walking around, eating, having picnics, having a good day.]

Better?

[perfectdistance]

[Disce slithers off of his neck and transforms into her leopard cat form.]

A lot.

[greatdeduction]

I'm glad.

[He'll just sit back in the bench, pleased. Irene jumps off his shoulder to shift into a hare, curling in his lap.]

So...pepper, huh?

[PEPPER KIN]

[perfectdistance]

It's in case Brad runs his mouth or he's bein' real annoying.

[greatdeduction]

Eh?

So you...just throw pepper at him?

[perfectdistance]

He teleports away when he sneezes.

[greatdeduction]

[he



snorts loudly at that]

He what?!

[perfectdistance]

It's the bizarre injury from the last time he fought the moon. When he sneezes he just ends up somewhere else.

Kinda convenient for me.

[greatdeduction]

You get pepper teleportation by fighting the moon.

[wow]

That is convenient. If only we could send anyone we didn't want to talk to away like that.

[perfectdistance]

Right?

[if only he could send anybody he wanted to away. tragically it's only that one idiot.]

He got off pretty easy. Somebody got their soul shattered, another guy has insomnia, and another one falls asleep if they try doing any magic at night.

[greatdeduction]

Ah. That's...a lot.

[REALLY BAD]

You...don't have any side effects yourself, do you?

[perfectdistance]

No. I got summoned after.

[He doesn't have moon fighting on his profile because he has not done it!

Nero is a replacement wizard.]

[greatdeduction]

I see. Sort of like...conscription for the military service, but for moon fighting, I assume?

[perfectdistance]

[Does mahoyaku have conscripted military service?]

... Yes?

You get forced into fighting the Great Calamity if you get marked. Then you fight it once a year until you die.

[greatdeduction]

Until you die?

[WOW]

Is there...any chance you all will get rid of the Great Calamity? And be freed from service?

[perfectdistance]

Not that I know about.