greatdeduction | PC CATCHALL WITH NERO

Nero? Nero it shan't be, then.

[He respects names! So Nero it is.]

Mmm. A rather healthy diet he's chosen. Even less frustrating things about the man.

Think he might be the singular most annoyin' man I've ever known.

Shh, shh.

[Patting his shoulder.]

You should think of him all the time. [SIGHS AT HIMSELF.] It's worth it. Alright?

[A nod. Better not to think about him too much.]

Do you know how long this thing is gonna last...?

I know! I really know.

[:,(]

[He gently pats Sholmes' shoulder.]

I think the longest duration is 48 hours.

[HANGS HIS HEAD AND POUTS]

That's great....

What's two days in the grand scheme of things?

A very short period of time! This doesn't interfere at all with how I speak with others! And I don't like speaking with others at all!

Yes, yes. I know you're very talkative.

[He will write a note:

"I'm cursed to lie."

And tape it to Sholmes.]

Oh.

[He looks down, then at Nero.]

I thought of this already. I'm not thanking you for this, Nero.

[He's trying not to laugh and failing.]

[POUTS AND SMACKS HIM LIGHTLY ON THE SHOULDER DON'T LAUGH!!!!]

[NOW HE'S JUST LAUGHING OUTRIGHT.]

[SNORTING LOUDLY]

The first time I hear you laugh, and it's not at my expense? Is this fair?

It might be.

[SMACKS HIM AGAIN ON THE SHOULDER]

Though it isn't worth seeing that smile of yours, Nero!

[He's grinning, but now there's a slight blush on his features.]

Are you tryin' to embarrass me or somethin'?

[He's grinning like the devil.]

Yes, but now that you say that, maybe I won't?

You're ridiculous.

[And yet, he is still fond.]

I am perfectly serious at all times.

[Hehehehe.]

Anyways! What did you need that task for, my dear fellow? A power of sorts?

I one hundred percent know ya ain't.

's for the glasses again. [They have been surprisingly helpful?]

And you would be one hundred percent wrong about that.

[He nods! Oh, a good choice!]

Terrible. I think that has never been helpful to us in the past. Those shoe prints...

Didn't think they'd be so useful the first time I got 'em.

Sometimes things like that aren't as useful as we first think them to be.

I won't wonder what other items such as these we can have at our disposal.

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