PC CATCHALL WITH AKIRA

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[bloodread]

As long as there's no random food in cans.

[ Gross. ]

I ain't gonna stop you, but did you really fall out of a tree?

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[He snaps his fingers.]

Most assuredly, I did! It was terrible. Don't recommend the experience.

[bloodread]

I've done it before, but that was years ago. [ He'll make to walk to the door and turn to face Sholmes, silently asking if he's coming. ]

[greatdeduction]

Years ago? Ah, as a child?

[And he's putting the towel around his shoulders and following! Irene hops after him.]

Now, now. Go on!

[bloodread]

Yeah, I got into all kinds of trouble. [ He still does. ]

But I shouldn't be saying this all to someone aligned with the cops. [ There's a quirk to his lips as he says it, the slightest hint of teasing. ]

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[He barks out a laugh at that.]

Ahahaha! Not quite. Believe me, my dear boy. I'm the menace of Scotland Yard. Though I can't help it if they aren't the best at their jobs, at times.

[bloodread]

Someone like you breaking protocols and rules? Could've fooled me. [ Said with a sarcastic thrum. ]

[greatdeduction]

[He winks and sticks out his tongue.]

[ehe]

I do my best! That's what I can say! I'm a genius who brings the skills of logic and reasoning to the grand table that is solving mysteries, you know!

[bloodread]

At least you like it. I'm tired of solving mysteries. [ He sounds way too young to be saying this. ]