PC CATCHALL WITH NERO

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[Ah, he bristles. So not that.]

Is he another wizard?

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[ ...

He starts trying to leave. ]

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[Sorry, he's striding up to catch him by the shoulder.]

Running away from one's problems is no way to deal with them, my dear fellow. And I know that from experience.

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[Maybe he doesn't want to deal with them! Running away works great if your response to situations is to never see them again!

Nero shrugs his hand off.]

I didn't ask for advice.

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It's not advice. It's me telling you to stay.

[And he glances away.]

...Do you want to get a drink, Mr. Turner?

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[It would be nice to drink it away.

There's a long pause, but eventually he nods.]

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I have some liquor I procured earlier. Let us find a place to sit.

[GET! DRUNK! TIME]

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[He'll head whichever direction Sholmes starts going.]

Where'd you find it?

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Around! I've been breaking into houses and the like. You can always find good things to....well, borrow.

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[snorts]

Really gonna put that back when you're done with it?

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No! Not at all. Finder's keepers!

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[I mean.

Same.

There's a slight smirk.]

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[Tilting his head with a smile of his own.]

I suppose I'm not the only one well-versed in the art of larceny.

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[His profile is a mess.]

Comes in handy.

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It indeed does.

[Hmm.]

What's the best thing you've stolen, my dear fellow?

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That's probably... the Good Luck Ring.

YELLING AT THE GAG TAG

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That sounds like quite the artifact. And what may that be?

IF ONLY

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You can kinda think of it as a savin' grace for social outcasts. The magic on it protects the wearer no matter when or where. It won't let its owner die.

[Here Nero is, once again repeating his words.]

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That's...quite a ring. Goodness. So it's rather like...packaged invincibility?

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Won't do anythin' for somebody walkin' on the straight and narrow. It's... invincibility only for people on a particular life path.

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For......thieves?

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Sure. Somethin' like that.

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...

[He laughs, good-naturedly.]

For someone who loves their isolation, Mr. Turner...you really do have a mischievous side to you, don't you?

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Maybe.

[Yeah, he sure does.]

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[He winks.]

I'll see more of that part of you, yet.

[And entering the building! He's moving towards an armoire, where he pulls open a drawer to get out a bottle of liquor.]

Just where I left it. Shall we find some glasses?