You know, Angel's a vampire detective nowadays. Or he was till he became a monk in Tibet or whatever the fuck he's doing over there. Normally what he deals with is just evil lawyers, apparently.
[Sort of just sighs and leans back, taking a sip of his blood.]
Well, you're not grim and boring, so you're definitely a step up in that regard.
I thought it was ridiculous too, don't you worry. I asked him if he was planning on dabbling in becoming a vampire bellarina and he wouldn't even consider it, the nit.
[He swirls his straw through the cup of blood and raises an amused eyebrow at Sholmes.]
But I thought you and Zieks knew eachother beforehand?
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[Sort of just sighs and leans back, taking a sip of his blood.]
Well, you're not grim and boring, so you're definitely a step up in that regard.
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[THESE COMBINATION OF WORDS IS SO RIDICULOUS he has to restrain a snort]
Hahaha! Well, I am honored to be thought of so highly by a vampire like yourself. You're the first one I've ever met, you know.
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[He swirls his straw through the cup of blood and raises an amused eyebrow at Sholmes.]
But I thought you and Zieks knew eachother beforehand?
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[Now he's just grinning.]
Oh, we most certainly do, but alas. His appearance belies the face that he is simply someone who likes a certain aesthetic, nothing more.
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[He gives Sholmes a wink reserved for fellow Zieks terrorizers.]
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Maybe if you needle him enough, he'll finally get it in his head to get some sunlight. There's a thought.