PC CATCHALL WITH SPIKE

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Evil lawyers? That's...quite an interesting road for a. What did you say? "Vampire detective"?

[THESE COMBINATION OF WORDS IS SO RIDICULOUS he has to restrain a snort]

Hahaha! Well, I am honored to be thought of so highly by a vampire like yourself. You're the first one I've ever met, you know.

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I thought it was ridiculous too, don't you worry. I asked him if he was planning on dabbling in becoming a vampire bellarina and he wouldn't even consider it, the nit.

[He swirls his straw through the cup of blood and raises an amused eyebrow at Sholmes.]

But I thought you and Zieks knew eachother beforehand?

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Haha! Now that would be an ideal occupation. A most graceful bloodsucking creature, he would be.

[Now he's just grinning.]

Oh, we most certainly do, but alas. His appearance belies the face that he is simply someone who likes a certain aesthetic, nothing more.

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Don't worry, I won't tell him you spilled his secrets to me. He's a vampire until someone tells me otherwise.

[He gives Sholmes a wink reserved for fellow Zieks terrorizers.]

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[He's winking back.]

Maybe if you needle him enough, he'll finally get it in his head to get some sunlight. There's a thought.