[CHAOS, ANARCHY, BLOOD, DISCORD, REBELLION. FEEL THE THRILL OF THE KILL IN YOUR VEINS HERLOCK SHOLMES.]
Heh. Self-righteous wanker.
[He also leans back, taking a sip from his lemon blood.] Sounds like fun, gotta say. Normally, we don't really do the whole... arrest thing. We normally just have to figure out how to kill whatever nasties need killing.
Well, I wouldn't expect a whole vampire to play by the rules, so that is hardly surprising.
[He huffs, amused.]
I kick people down a notch who deserve it. Or at least, who have committed a crime, and must get their just desserts. That's the role of a great detective! That, and uncovering mysteries. It's my bread and butter.
You know, Angel's a vampire detective nowadays. Or he was till he became a monk in Tibet or whatever the fuck he's doing over there. Normally what he deals with is just evil lawyers, apparently.
[Sort of just sighs and leans back, taking a sip of his blood.]
Well, you're not grim and boring, so you're definitely a step up in that regard.
I thought it was ridiculous too, don't you worry. I asked him if he was planning on dabbling in becoming a vampire bellarina and he wouldn't even consider it, the nit.
[He swirls his straw through the cup of blood and raises an amused eyebrow at Sholmes.]
But I thought you and Zieks knew eachother beforehand?
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Heh. Self-righteous wanker.
[He also leans back, taking a sip from his lemon blood.] Sounds like fun, gotta say. Normally, we don't really do the whole... arrest thing. We normally just have to figure out how to kill whatever nasties need killing.
You do that a lot? Kicking people down a notch?
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Well, I wouldn't expect a whole vampire to play by the rules, so that is hardly surprising.
[He huffs, amused.]
I kick people down a notch who deserve it. Or at least, who have committed a crime, and must get their just desserts. That's the role of a great detective! That, and uncovering mysteries. It's my bread and butter.
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[Sort of just sighs and leans back, taking a sip of his blood.]
Well, you're not grim and boring, so you're definitely a step up in that regard.
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[THESE COMBINATION OF WORDS IS SO RIDICULOUS he has to restrain a snort]
Hahaha! Well, I am honored to be thought of so highly by a vampire like yourself. You're the first one I've ever met, you know.
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[He swirls his straw through the cup of blood and raises an amused eyebrow at Sholmes.]
But I thought you and Zieks knew eachother beforehand?
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[Now he's just grinning.]
Oh, we most certainly do, but alas. His appearance belies the face that he is simply someone who likes a certain aesthetic, nothing more.
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[He gives Sholmes a wink reserved for fellow Zieks terrorizers.]
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Maybe if you needle him enough, he'll finally get it in his head to get some sunlight. There's a thought.