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[WELL WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR THIS TIME, HUH?]

... I truly do not understand you.

...Hm? Why?

[DON'T LOOK AT ME SOMETIMES GAY DADS ARE SEPARATED]

[Ok Nero. Talk to your husband.]

How am I to act on your advice when you will not even follow it yourself?

[THEY SEND MAIL ALL THE TIME THERE'S. COMMUNICATION.]

[And he is actually flustered at that.]

W-What? This is...this is complicated, my dear fellow!

Are you saying that my situation is not?

[My brother was MURDERED by a man I RESPECTED and I just recently realized he was also the ACTUAL SERIAL KILLER and ALSO SO IS MY BOSS AND ANOTHER TRUSTED MENTOR?]

Hardly not, it's...a different sort of complicated...

But complicated nevertheless. And thus surely as good an excuse for restraint as yours, no?

...

[He sighs.]

Please don't call it an "excuse".

I would say the same to you.

[Not nice to get turn tabled is it.]

[FOLDING HIS ARMS]

Doesn't exactly negate my advice or anything, you know.

Should it not? You prioritized other things over your own feelings. I am doing the same thing.

This was different-! Goodness! It wasn't as if I decided to retire to my apartment and decided I would never even look at people ever again-!

[(sholmes voice) I HAD SOME FRIENDS YOU DINGBAT]

And that is certainly not what I did either!

[HE HAD TWO FRIENDS LEAVE HIM ALONE.]

...You were grumpy about it. Honestly, when was the last time you smiled?

Just the other day, I'll have you know.

[Because Yuri dared him to.]

[LEGIT SHOCKED]

You did?!

[WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT]

....Wait, it wasn't because someone offered you wine or something, was it?

.... The circumstances aren't important.

[gasps]

It was wine.

It was not! Mr Lowell did not believe I had the ability to, so I had to demonstrate!

[So it was equally stupid.]

....Ah.

Was he...satisfied?

Why wouldn't he be? I am perfectly capable of smiling.

Smile right now and let me see.

[Ugh!!!!!!!!

He does it. For like. Two seconds. It's pretty subtle.]

That was too quick! I blinked!

I hardly see how that is my problem? You've given me very little to smile about.

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